So much more entertaining than the books themselves...

I was thinking of doing a blog post on Twilight-inspired Halloween costumes (and trust me: there's plenty of material out there), but I found myself distracted by the impressive number of awesome Twilight-themed goods available on the 'net:


Seriously—how can such talented and creative people like such a boring series? Where are the crazy t-shirts for Vivian Vande Velde or L.J. Smith?