Beige pleather and inadequate fun

The MyModernMet online store recently launched a line of clutches designed by Elena Myloslavskaya of BAGatelle Studio. The three designs feature classic cover art from Harper Lee's To Kill a Mockingbird, Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice, and Edgar Allan Poe's The Raven, and cost $78 apiece. You'd think this would be right up my alley, but these styles are actually a little too dignified and somber for my taste. If I'm going to carry a novelty bag, I'd prefer one of these (if they didn't cost $1000+, of course).