Why won't you diiiiieeee?

And, speaking of stories about obsessive, stalkerish "romances", Koala's Playground informs me that there is going to be yet another adaptation of the inexplicably popular manga Itazura Na Kiss. This version will be a Japanese live-action feature film, and we'll have to see what brand-new life can be breathed into a story that has already been adapted, what, five times? And, of course, was profoundly stupid to begin with.