I want these. All of them.

I love both cookbooks and nerdy literary slide shows, so there's no way I wasn't going to be all over this: Paste recently compiled a list of the Saddest Cookbooks Ever, and it is a delight. Seriously, I'm considering making photocopies of some of these and using them as protective book covers (particularly the Help Lord—The Devil Wants Me Fat! one). Oh, or maybe wrapping paper...