Kinky! But not really.

WHOA. This collection of Spanish-language e-book editions of Jennifer Crusie's older titles looks way racier than anything actually featured in the books. These are stories set in Ohio, people, featuring an art teacher (Loco Por Ti), a put-upon housewife (Miénteme), and a wedding videographer (Tentación). Admittedly, the videographer comes from a long line of con artists, but she's mostly interested in any kind of steady work that keeps her in Dove Bars and Dusty Springfield albums. So what's with the porn-star take on Morticia Addams? Is that seriously the only thing that sells?