French Women Don't Get Fat: the movie

Yes, dear readers, Hollywood would like to make a movie (a romantic comedy, no less!) out of Mireille Guiliano's diet-advice hit French Women Don't Get Fat: The Secret to Eating for Pleasure.

My mind boggles. I mean, what will this movie be about? Watching size-2 Hillary Swank drink a lot of water, go for long walks, and toss back chocolate, cheese, and wine... but in moderation? Because from what I hear, that's what Guiliano's advice boils down to: don't eat much, and excercise more.

Revolutionary!