Uh... okay.

So, apparently there's a new adaptation of the perennial book-to-screen favorite Les Liaisons Dangereuses. This version is called Bulldog in the White House, it's set in an all-gay Bush White House, and it uses Jeff Gannon for the Valmont role. The Village Voice describes it as a "semi-coherent narrative [serving] as a burlesque revue of Bush II scandals", and says that it "splits the difference between political commentary and gay porn".

I was a little concerned that this might turn out to be a false story, and I'd feel like that guy who got all worked up about the Onion article, but I double-checked and I'm pretty sure it's a real movie. This isn't really the kind of movie that I'd pay money to see, but if anybody else goes, e-mail me and let me know who Gannon seduces. (Karl Rove?)
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