Skipper Barbie, with a bow, in a cage fight...

Well, Katniss Everdeen has been cast. And while Jennifer Lawrence is a lovely young woman and (from what I hear) a very talented actress, and I know Hollywood hair and makeup will go a long way towards making her look like an emaciated teenager... I'm sorry, but if you told me she was 30 years old I would totally believe you. (At least in this outfit.)