Sherlock Holmes (as portrayed by Justin Bieber)

Ever since I heard about this project, I've been keeping an eye out for the first book in a new series featuring Sherlock Holmes as a teenager. The Times liked Andrew Lane's Death Cloud, and it's been endorsed by the estate of Arthur Conan Doyle... but look at that cover! And check out that title! And couldn't they have chosen a writer whose biggest claim to fame was something other than writing boatloads of Dr. Who spin-offs?