I'd rather watch the V.C. Andrews movies, and that's saying something.

Well, this is handy. If you're a Neil Gaiman superfan and you've dreamt of seeing America as portrayed via his (frequently extremely yucky) novel American Gods, the SyFy Channel has designed a road trip for you. Maybe they'll get extra fancy and design some kind of Pokemon Go thing, so you can hover your phone over places and chat with the main character's zombified ex-wife, for some additional literary color.