That'll be a no

The trailer is out for the upcoming movie version of Stephen King's Doctor Sleep, the sequel to his classic novel The Shining. Ewan McGregor plays a grown-up Danny Torrance, 40 years after his terrifying stay at the Overlook Hotel. He's a solid actor, but they're clearly making a lot of references to the film version of The Shining, and it's going to take a lot to overcome my inability to imagine that two actors with such utterly distinctive faces as Jack Nicholson and Shelley Duvall would produce a child who looks like Ewan McGregor.