Salty!

If you, like me, are amused by reading scorched-earth book reviews (they're also the most fun to write!), you should definitely check out NPR's review of Fox News host Mark Levin's Unfreedom of the Press, which includes the following paragraph:

"According to the FDA, for something to be marketed as cheese, most of its makeup has to be cheese, not filler. Otherwise, it is generally called "cheese product." If there were similar rules for books, 'Unfreedom of the Press' would have to be sold as "book product"..."

Levin's book is apparently the bestselling book on Amazon right now (WHHHY?!?), so don't worry about hurting his feelings. A) His book deserves to be trashed, and B) he's laughing all the way to the bank.