You get what you pay for

Well, this is nice of them: Kentucky Fried Chicken has written a romance novella featuring Colonel Sanders, and made it available as a free digital download. According to CNN Money, "Tender Wings of Desire tells the story of 'rebellious Lady Madeline Parker,' who falls for Harland Sanders, 'a handsome sailor with a mysterious past.'" The 96-page-long story is set in Victorian England. I have no idea why the Victorian heroine is wearing jeans, and I'm not reading this sucker to find out.