Temptation

If I didn't have boring grown-up expenses like a mortgage and a car payment, I would absolutely shell out $3000 for one of these Dr. Seuss "Unorthodox Taxidermy" statues. Then, of course, I would regret it, because I'm pretty sure the guilt inspired by those blue, googly eyes would be inescapable. I don't care that the animals are made of resin; I'd still feel terrible.