I want it.

WOW: according to the New York Post, the house that reportedly inspired the heroine's home in Harriet the Spy is up for sale, and it could be yours for a mere $4.95 million! The house is gorgeous, and in a perfect world some enterprising hotelier will turn it into a boutique hotel that serves nothing but cake and tomato sandwiches. Ooh, they could even hire modern dancers to do Harriet's onion dance throughout the house, like a G-rated version of Sleep No More!