My eyes, they roll

Today in embarrassing book-banning news, a school board member in Marshfield, Wisconsin is trying to ban a Muppets book on the grounds that it contains images of suffering and poverty that are "too graphic" for a kindergarten audience. I'm not sure how bad a Jim Henson book called For Every Child, A Better World could possibly be, but there seems to be a new pearl-clutching book-banner coming out of the woodwork on a daily basis.