Will I buy a ticket? Probably.

Funimation has released an English-language trailer for the live-action film adaptations of Attack on Titan, and I keep watching it, even though everything about this series grosses me out. (Seriously, I've tried watching the anime three times, and I can't get past the first ten minutes.) They also announced that tickets for North American showings are available for sale here. I'd like to think I have enough self-awareness to realize that I would regret buying a ticket... but I almost certainly don't. Damn you, idle curiosity!