YES.

I treasure this idea: according to E! Online, the CW is planning a "hyper-stylized, gritty adaptation" of Louisa May Alcott's Little Women. The show will be set in a dystopian version of Philadelphia, and feature four half-sisters attempting to "unravel a conspiracy that stretches far beyond anything they have ever imagined—all while trying not to kill each other in the process." Yes, dear readers, it's Little Women meets The Matrix, and it sounds hokey as hell. I am counting down the days!