If only he was a fur-trapping zombie.

Whelp, the trailer for the upcoming film The Revenant is out (based "in part" on Michael Punke's 2003 novel of the same name), and it does absolutely nothing for me. I'm not impressed by Leonardo DiCaprio's goofy beard, the panting "soundtrack", or the CGI bear. I'm sure it's all, like, super dramatic, but if I wanted to endure countless hours of DiCaprio over-emoting while he fights both man and nature, I'd finally bother to watch Titanic.