Misfit toys

I'm a little dubious about this, because... why? Why would anyone want this? But if THR is to be believed, Robert Downey Jr. and director Paul Thomas Anderson are working on a live-action version of Pinocchio. Pinocchio is perhaps history's creepiest children's book—it even beats out several of the skeezier Grimm stories—so I have no idea who the target audience for this movie might be, but maybe Downey's man-child appeal will be enough to make it a success.