Lost: the family-friendly version

According to THR, Sony has bought a pitch for a "family adventure project" called Stranded, to star The King of Queens actor Kevin James. The project is apparently loosely based on Johann David Wyss's 1812 adventure classic The Swiss Family Robinson. No word on whether or not James's character will end up with an inexplicably hot wife, but I think we can all assume the answer is "yes".

Note: I found that gloriously tacky cover image here. The whole site is well worth checking out.