Admittedly, they're pretty ugly, but...

Seattle toy shop Archie McPhee continues to supply the world with random stuff that no one really needs, but everyone enjoys, like this $7.00 tin of 22 Jane Austen-inspired temporary tattoos. Sadly, this treasure is currently out of stock (they're getting more on December 9th), but aren't you glad you live in a world where such things exist?

Note: I particularly like the tramp-stamp style "Imprudent".