Big-screen Little Women

So... they're trying to make another Little Women movie. According to Variety, the Sony Pictures project has been handed to a newbie scriptwriter named Olivia Milch. There's no word on casting or director or anything, but seeing as previous incarnations have starred Elizabeth Taylor, Katherine Hepburn, and Winona Ryder, I don't think they should settle for Kristen Stewart, Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, and Chloë Moretz.

...although that might be hilarious. Actually, who am I kidding? I can't stand Little Women. Go ahead, cast Paris Hilton as Marmee.