A fool and their money are soon parted.

I love soccer, and I love books, but I cannot imagine anyone shelling out for former Brazilian legend Pelé's new book 1283, which will apparently cost 1,225 euros (approximately $1700) and weigh over thirty pounds. And this isn't even the "luxury" edition—but there is one, never fear, which retails for a whopping €1875. (Although it does include an "iconic photo of the Selecao legend following a game", for what it's worth.)