Still not April Fool's Day

Good LORD. There's a 12-foot tall statue of Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy floating in a lake in London. I can't decide if I'm terrified (this is not a particularly realistic representation, guys) or if I think that miniature versions should be sold as home decor options for personal swimming pools.

I do totally want to see this for myself, though. According to the article, the statue will leave its current location in Hyde Park after a week. It then heads to Scarborough beach for several days before finally resting at Lyme Park until February 2014.