Ridiculous gifts inspired by a ridiculous book

I treasure this, I truly do: the fine people at TresSugar have put together a suggested gift list inspired by five of the year's best-selling books: Gone Girl, Fifty Shades of Grey, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns), Where We Belong, and The Hunger Games. It's a cute idea, except the very first item is a candle that costs $495. I thought that was a typo, but no: the (admittedly, very cool-looking) Fornasetti "Burlesque" scented candle will actually run you nearly five hundred bucks. Anyway, after I'd gone to the trouble of confirming that, it was impossible to take any of the rest of the list seriously.