Aug 30 2012
I'm torn: is the twitter feed @FiftyShedsofGrey so wrong it's right, or just, you know, straight-up wrong? I'm torn, but leaning toward option B. These are painful (and they're just a tiny, tiny sampling of the available options):
Shed builders don't like to boast but I had to admit it wasn't the first time I'd had to get planning permission for one of my erections.I am amused by the popularity of parodying a book that started as fanfic. It's like we're playing six degrees of Twilight.
She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently then harder until finally it came. I moaned with pleasure, 'Now for the other boot.'
She slowly ran each ice cube over my manhood. It was sensual & erotic but it did mean our guests had to wait a bit longer for their drinks.
Posted by: Julianka
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