Geriatric superhero romance

Well, it's finally happened: DC Comics has announced the official romantic pairing of Superman and Wonder Woman. I'd worry about the feelings of Lois Lane and... whoever that dude was that Wonder Woman has been stuck with for decades, but let's face it: I don't care. In a world where Mary Jane Watson was once killed by Spider-man's radioactive sperm, it's all too clear that no comic book relationship is sacred. Plus, these characters have been around for so long I can't help but think of them as old people, and what could be sweeter than two selfless, civic-minded seniors finding love?