Oh, Forks...

I'm not sure what I'm more distressed by: the fact that the Twilight series has made such a difference in this tiny former logging town's fame and fortune (c'mon! Meyer didn't even visit before writing the first book*!), or the fact that their official "Forks Bites" t-shirt features such dorky-looking font:


Their "Vampires (heart) Forks" bumper sticker looks way better. Also, why is the shirt only available in unisex sizes? I know there are some male fans of these books, but wouldn't a more fitted style have been a better seller?

*Actually, has she ever visited?