Last-minute book-inspired costume ideas for the truly lazy (Part II)

And for lazy adults...

Guys:
Dig out your suit, make some paper chains out of gray paper, and go as Jacob Marley.

Ladies:
Our Nancy Drew costume idea works for you, too--but the vintage dress (or at least some kind of sixties skirt-and-sweater combo) is necessary for adults.

Anybody:
Pick up a copy of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone and a lighter, and go as the kind of whackjob who burns books.

Hope that helps. Have a great Halloween, everybody!