I'm sure this would brighten up anyone's holiday morning.

If you're a fan of those Worst-Case Scenario books, or you've got a lot of small boys to shop for, check out this deal from the Chronicle Books website: they're offering 25% off and free shipping on their The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Gross Junior Edition*, plus a free jar of slime. What more could you ask for?

*Note that this book includes a list of the "Top Ten Grossest Moments in History". That means it's educational, too!